N.C. Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life N.C. Made a fairly decent living N.C. Had a fairly decent wife N.C. She killed him ... ah sushi knife N.C. Now they're shopping N.C. For a fairly decent afterlife Oooh ooh ooh  ooh Oooh ooh ooh  N.C. The werewolf is coming Oooh ooh ooh  ooh Oooh ooh ooh N.C. The fact is most obits are mixed reviews N.C. Life is a lottery N.C. A lot of people lose N.C. And the winners the grinners N.C. With money-colored eyes N.C. Eat all the nuggets N.C. Then they order extra fries N.C. The werewolf is coming (extra fries) N.C. The werewolf is coming you know The werewolf's coming The werewolf's coming Yes the werewolf is coming Joe  I hear her howling prowling on the hill The werewolf's coming Bill N.C. Ignorance and arrogance N.C. The national debate N.C. Put the fight in Vegas N.C. That's a billion-dollar gate Revenue: Pay-per-view N.C. Should be pretty healthy The usual deductions N.C. Then it all goes to the wealthy Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh N.C. Still the werewolf's coming Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh N.C. Yeah the werewolf's coming N.C. I'm not complaining N.C. Just the opposite my friend N.C. I know it's raining N.C. But we're coming to the end of the rainbow N.C. The lying and the spying are through N.C. Oh! You don't know me' N.C. O.K. I don't know you too The werewolf's coming werewolf's coming oh The werewolf's coming a werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming Joe I hear her howling prowling on the hill The werewolf's coming Bill N.C. You'd better stock up on water N.C. Canned-goods off the shelves N.C. And loot some for the old folks N.C. Can't loot for themselves N.C. The doorbell's ringing N.C. Could be the elves N.C. But it's probably the werewolf N.C. It's quarter to twelve And when it's midnight      And the wolf bites It's a full moon She really got the appetite | | The werewolf's coming             The werewolf   The werewolf | | | | | % |