Loves Me Like A Rock:Paul Simon. #1 in ’73. #1. When I was a little boy And the Devil would call my name. I’d say now who do...   Who do you think you’re fooling? I’m a consecrated boy I’m a singer in a Sunday choir.. Chorus: Oh my mama loves she loves me she get down on her knees and hug me. She loves me like a rock she rocks me like the Rock of Ages and loves me...She love me..love me love me love me. #2. When I was grown to be a man and the devil would call my name. I’d say now who do.. Who do you think you’re fooling? I’m a consummated man I can snatch a little purity. Chorus: #3. And if I was the President and the Congress would call my name. I’d say now who do.. Now who do you think you’re fooling? I’ve got the Presidential Seal I’m up on the Presidential Podium.. Chorus:(x2) A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.