"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" (Capo: 5th. fret) ____Verse: 1  We’re so sorry Uncle Albert  We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain  We’re so sorry Uncle Albert  But there’s no one left at home  And I believe I’m gonna rain ____Music: 1  Dm7   G (4 times)       /    ____Verse: 2  We’re so sorry but we haven’t heard a thing all day  We’re so sorry Uncle Albert  But if anything should happen we’ll be sure to give a ring ____Music: 2  Dm7   G9 (3 times)                 ____Verse: 3 (spoken)  We’re so sorry Uncle Albert  But we haven’t done a bloody thing all day  We’re so sorry Uncle Albert  But the kettle’s on the boil  and we’re so ea__sily called away ____Music: 3  (Yeah__yeah yeah__yeah)                         ____Tempo: Dm  Em   G (3 times)               ____Middle Eight: Ha___nds across the water (water) Hea___ds across the sky           Ha___nd across the water (water) Hea___ds across the sky Admiral Halsey notified me  He had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea  I had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie  (a butter pie the butter wouldn’t melt so I put it in the pie) ____Middle Eight: ____Steady Beat:* Ha___nds across the water (water) Hea___ds across the sky           Ha___nd across the water (water) Hea___ds across the sky              Live a little be a gypsy get around (get around)  Get your feet up off the ground  Live a little get around (once more from *)  Em   G (3 times)               ____Middle Eight: (Repeated) ____Steady Beat:* Ha___nds across the water (water) Hea___ds across the sky           Ha___nd across the water (water) Hea___ds across the sky Ooo__ooh__ooh__ooh__ooh__ooh (to fade)