[Intro] [Verse 1] Look out for Lavatory Lil (Look out for Lavatory Lil) You think that she’s a winner when she’s cooking you dinner But she’s really moving in for the kill Lavatory Lil       [Verse 2] Watch out for Lavatory Lil (Watch out for Lavatory Lil) She says it’s hunky-dory when she’s telling you a story But she really thinks you’re making her ill Lavatory Lil       [Bridge 1] If you saw her coming at you you’d look the other way But it isn’t easy when she’s rollin’ in the hay            [Solo] [Verse 3] So much for Lavatory Lil (So much for Lavatory Lil) You think she’s being friendly but she’s looking for a Bentley And she robbed a gold and swallow a pill Lavatory Lil [Bridge 2] If you saw that she was coming you could get up off the track But it isn’t easy when she hits you in the back                [Verse 4] That’s it for Lavatory Lil (That’s it for Lavatory Lil) She’s acting like a starlet but she’s looking like a harlot As she’s slowly heading over the hill Lavatory Lil       [Outro] Lavatory Lil