Intro Cracks in the pavement Cracks in the road Cracks in the ceiling Where the bathtub overflowed overflowed Uh! Holes in the gutters Holes in the slate Holes in the carpet But I won’t evacuate I love this house it’s where I’ll stay Eat and sleep the night and day I love this house it’s where I’ll be For you to spend some time with me I love this house Damp in the basement Damp in the hall Damp in the living room That’s climbing up the wall up the wall Rust in the drainpipe Rust in the spout Rust in the radiators Still won’t get me out I love this house it’s where I’ll stay Eat and sleep the night and day I love this house it’s where I’ll be For you to spend some time with me I love this house     Hot in the summer     Rattling windows teeth and knees     Perfect place for cat and mouse But I never mind I love this house Ow! Cracks in the pavement Cracks in the road Cracks in the ceiling Where the bathtub overflowed overflowed Holes in the gutters Holes in the slate Holes in the carpet But I won’t evacuate I love this house it’s where I’ll stay To eat and sleep the night and day I love this house it’s where I’ll be For you to spend some time with me I love this house