Please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman. And from that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed. I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman. And from that moment you’ll be out of place and underdressed. I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... When you’re in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes Whoa everything goes according to plan. I am the new cancer never looked better you can’t stand it. Because you say so under your breath. You’re reading lips "when did he get at all confident?" Haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer? Never looked better and you can’t stand it         Next is a trip to the the ladies room in vain and I bet you just can’t keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas and Tonight tonight you are you are a whispering campaign. I bet to them your name is "cheap" I bet to them you look like shit. Talk to the mirror oh choke back tears. And keep telling yourself that "I’m a diva!" Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin. I am the new cancer never looked better...                Haven’t you heard that i’m the new cancer?... (           ) 2x Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer? I’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it     2x And I know and I know it just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. I’ve never been so surreptitious so of course you’ll be distracted when i spike the punch. 3x