Intro:   God. Come in God. God come in God. Damn you’re a girl. Well I guess the reason why I’m talking you tonight is because I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. I mean I consider myself a pretty cool guy and I’ve never cheated on any of my girlfriends. Except that one time in Japan but that was just head and head don’t count right? Aw thanks God I knew you’d understand. Well I just feel like well to be honest with you God I just need a sweet bitch. You know somebody not too not too fast but not too slow. Cuz I don’t have it all my damn self! And life ain’t easy.   You know you just want somebody by your side to help smooth that thing out.   You know what I’m talking ’bout? And at this piont I mean I’m not being picky. She doesn’t even have to have a big ol’ ass you  know. Just something well proportioned to her body you know a nice little tail. You know. What?    You say you’ve got somebody. Is she cute? So when do I get to meet her? Ahh. God you’re the greatest. I guess I’ll talk to you later. Amen. I’m sorry I’m sorry. Alady.