There once was a group with Liam and Niall Vas happenin’ boys? vas happenin’ boys? They lived with Zayn and their room was vile Vas happenin’ boys? vas happenin’ boys? Did you know Harry’s such a slob? He needs to win X-factor cause he can’t get a job And oh Louis needs a boat He dresses like he owns one cause he’s got no other clothes They really need your vote Vas happenin boys? Vas happenin boys? Mick Jagger could be Harry’s dad Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin mick? When Liam sings he makes his face look sad Vas happenin song? Vas happenin sad? And Zayn’s the master of echoes (echo echo echo) And Niall was raised by leprechauns so he won’t ever grow And oh Louis needs that boat He dresses like he owns one and it’s becoming a joke They really need your vote Vas happenin boys? Vas happenin boys? Vas happenin boys? Vas happenin boys? Vas happenin boys? Vas happenin boys?