Intro: What a life it would be if you could come to mine for tea I’ll pick you up at half past three we’ll have lasagne I’ll treat you like a queen  I’d feed you strawberrys and cream Then your friends will all go green from my lasagne These could be the best days of our lives But I don’t think we’ve been living very wise She said oh no no no What a life it would be if you could come to mine for tea I’ll pick you up at half past three we’ll have lasagne I’ll treat you like a queen  I’d feed you strawberrys and cream Then your friends will all go green from my lasagne I’ll treat you like a queen  I’d feed you strawberrys and cream Then your friends will all go green Then your friends will all go green Then your friends will all go green from my lasagne.