"Its him or me" That`s what he said But I can`t choose Between a vegan and a pot head      So I chose you because you`re sweet and you give me lots of lovin   And you eat meat And thats how you became       My only man of the hour        You never lie And you don`t cheat And you don`t have any baggage tied to your four feet Do I deserve to be the one who will feed you breakfast lunch   And dinner and take you to the park at dawn Will you really be        My only man of the hour I know you`ll never bring me flowers Flowers they will only die   And though we`ll never take a shower together   I know you`ll never make me cry   You never argue You don`t even talk And I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walk Will you really be     My only man of the hour?          My only man of the hour           My only man of the hour