// Hey guys! This is my first tab I hope you enjoy! Please note some of these chords aren’t accurate because I can’t recognize them in the song Feel free to leave a comment and let me know what the actual Chord is so I can correct it! //////////////////////////////////////////////////// Artist: NOFX Song: There’s No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relative Part of the Song: Whole Song Album: There’s No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relatve Based off this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWDIxw7O6Uw Works best if played on an Electric Guitar [Intro] [Verse] I don’t feel like movin’ Don’t feel like talkin’ I’m feelin’ a little Stephen Hawking today          I barely feel like rollin’ There’s no way I’m rockin’ I’m feelin’ a little Stephen Hawking hey hey hey           [Chorus] When I saw him on TV I thought he looked crazy Then my friend told me that he’s just really lazy So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time He maybe smart but to me he’s just a creepy narcoleptic mime [Verse] I wanna be like Stephen So I’m gonna walk uneven And havin’ trouble breathin’ Hey hey hey            I’m gonna live by gravitational law I’m gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw And make my hand look more like a lobster claw Hey hey hey            [Chorus] But bein’ Stephen must be kind of a drag It looks like even his teeth are startin’ to sag I thought he had a tail he was tryin’ to wag But then I learned the tail was a tube ’Cause he’s so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag [Bridge] Oh Stephen oh Stephen You give me somethin’ to believe in Don’t wanna hear ’em don’t wanna see ’em I think he might have melted in a wax museum Oh Stephen oh Stephen Are you a robot posin’ as a human bein’? Oh Stephen oh Stephen You give us all a super creepy feelin’