[Intro] x12 e||------------|| B||------------|| G||------------|| D||--7-7-6-6-----6-6------------|| A||----------4-4------------|| E||------------|| [Verse 1] I don’t care about how many fucks I’ll suck an ass for fifty bucks Everybody here wants to get laid We’re the only ones who are getting paid [Chorus] I’m getting fucked I’m sucking cock And getting paid I’m lickin’ nuts I’m spankin’ butts And getting paid We’re being lude And getting nude And being screwed And blowin’ dudes And getting paid [Riff] x8 e||------------|| B||------------|| G||------------|| D||--7-7-6-6-----6-6------------|| A||----------4-4------------|| E||------------|| [Verse 2] I’m doin’ what I’ve always done for free I’m doin’ what comes so naturally I’m not sellin’ my body I’m renting parts We’re sidewalk sluts we’re gutter tarts [Chorus] I’m tea bagin’ I’m playin’ the rusty trombone I’m getting felt I’m tossing salads overgrown We’re being lude And getting nude And being screwed And blowin’ dudes And scorin’ drugs [Outro] x7 e||------------|| B||------------|| G||------------|| D||--7-7-6-6-----6-6------------|| A||----------4-4------------|| E||------------|| e||------------|| B||------------|| G||------------|| D||--7-7-6-6-----6-6-7------------|| A||----------4-4------------|| E||------------||