[Intro] [Verse] Woke up this morning and felt not too cool ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ’Cause every time I tried to make my mouth move ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh The pain I’m having is so discomforting Please make this suffering go away Wow wow wow whoa I told my mom what I was feeling        And how long I’ve been dealing with it      I knew it was coming but didn’t know how soon She said I’ve reached another adolescent monsoon [Chorus] Ooh ah the pain is tremendous Why can’t I take it like a man Ooh ah the pain is horrendous Why can’t you lend a helpin’ hand [Verse 2] He was a well-educated man Had his degree in medicine I noticed his hairy hands He was a very very hairy man He looked right down in Shook his head and then said "These teeth must be pulled right away!" Hey [Chorus 2] Ooh ah the pain is tremendous Why can’t I take it like a man Ooh ah the pain is horrendous Why can’t you lend a helpin’ hand Ooh ah the pain is tremendous Why can’t I take it like a man Ooh ah the pain is horrendous Why can’t you lend a helpin’ hand [Bridge] He turned around rolled up his sleeve I rolled my eyes then suddenly A horrible pain grew the next thing that I knew The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth out! Well along with my teeth my money also left me As he made out the bill I was moaning Ooh ah the pain is tremendous Where the hell is my prescription Of codeine? [Solo] [Bridge] Ooh but when will I speak how long until My mouth feels natural? How long will they bleed when will heal? Where’s a real meal? [Coda] How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? How do you feel? I feel good I feel great there’s no pain there’s no ache I feel good I feel great just let me recuperate I feel good I feel great there’s no pain there’s no ache I feel good I feel great just let me recuperate Because the codeine has left me drowsy Leave me be just let me sleep!