Scentless Apprentice

      Like most babies smell like butter                                      his smell smelled like no other                                         He was born scentless and senseless                                     He was born a scentless apprentice                                      N.C. Aargh!            Go away!                                                 Get away!            Get away!                                                Every wet nurse refused to feed him                                     Electrolytes smell like semen                                      I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets                                    there are countless formulas for pressing flowers                                N.C. Aargh!            Go away!                                                 Get away!            Get away!                                                (x4)       I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms                                     Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume                                     You can't fire me because I quit                                       Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit                                    N.C. Aargh!            Get away!                                                Get away!            Get away!                                                Get away!            Get away!                                                Get away!      Get away!