[Intro] [Verse 1] One step two step electric slide Red fish blue fish blow your mind Engine engine number nine Mama’s gonna let you set the moon on fire           Jack be nimble jack be quick Jack wound up with a broken neck Humpty Dumpty do your thing Daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring [Chorus] Oh it must be nice   To spend each day in paradise   You wonder why you’ve never failed Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale         Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale      [Verse 2] Suzie steamboat you’re so fine Grant the wish I wish tonight Tinker tailor whatcha’ got? Wheels on the bus are falling off            Pretty maids all in a row Yes sir yes sir three bags full Silver spoon at supper time Four and twenty blackbirds oh so high [Chorus] Oh it must be nice   To spend each day in paradise   You wonder why you’ve never failed Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale         Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale      [Bridge] One step two step electric slide Red fish blue fish blow your mind Engine engine number nine Stick your diamond ring where the sun don’t shine [Chorus] Oh it must be nice   To spend each day in paradise   You wonder why you’ve never failed Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale Oh it must be nice   To spend each day in paradise   You wonder why you’ve never failed   Your life’s a goddamn fairy tale [Ending]