(repeat) I've been contemplating suicide but it really doesn't suit my style so I think I'll just act bored instead who can take the blood I would've shed? She makes me feel so ugly my heart is really on it's knees but I keep a poker face so well that even mother couldn't tell But my baby's so vain she is almost a mirror and the sound of her name sends a permanent shiver down my Spiiiine down my Spiiiine I keep her photograph against my heart for in my life she plays a starring part all alcohol and cigarettes there is no room for cheap regrets But my baby's so vain she is almost a mirror and the sound of her name sends a permanent shiver down my Spiiiine down my Spiiiine She makes me feel so ugly my heart is really on it's knees but I keep a poker face so well that even mother couldn't tell But my baby's so vain she is almost a mirror and the sound of her name sends a permanent shiver down my Spiiiine down my Spiiiine