(x2) All the sailors with their seasick mamas hear the sirens on the shore    singing songs for pimps with tailors who charge ten dollars at the door     You can really learn a lot that way   it will change you in the middle of the day Though your confidence may be shattered it doesn't matter          All the great explorers  are now in Granite Lake      under white sheets for the great unveiling at the big... parade      You can really learn a lot that way  it will change you in the middle of the day Though your confidence may be shattered it doesn't matter        All the bush-league batters    are left to die on the diamond  In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles         For the turnstiles         For the turnstiles