I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me.    I got an axe-hounds face made on a graveyard frame (Riff) (Riff) Shootin'tombstone bullets, wearin'ball and chain (Riff) (Riff) I'm drinkin'TNT, smokin'dynamite I hope some screwball...start a fight [Refrain :] 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me. All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair, I know you think that I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin'an'look over here, I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square [Refrain] I been drinkin'gin like never before I feel so good, babe, I want you to know One more drink, and I wish you would I takes a whole lotta lovin'to make me feel good, cause [Refrain]