Intro     (x3) Verse Phlegm lapels for the last time Corn beef legs for the last time Oh we’re so glad That you’ve finally decided            But then you see someone new And you want someone new So you have someone new I don’t blame you We would all do the same as you If ever we had the nerve to Verse Chips with cream for the last time The people’s friend for the last time Oh we’re so glad That you’ve finally decided             Tiny striped socks for the last time Pokes and prods for the last time And the doctor said "don’t nod your head until june !"     But then you see someone new And you want someone new So you have someone new I don’t blame you We would all do the same as you If ever we had the chance to Interlude Verse Sick at noon for the last time And who is going to clean up ? Would you be so kind ? Oh everybody’s staring At the strange clothes that you’re wearing        Bad advice for the last time And people being nice for the very first time Oh we’re so glad That you have   finally decided !