Kick The Bride Down The Aisle [Verse 1] Kick the bride down the aisle And make no mistake It’s the best you can do for everyone’s sake [Verse 2] Kick the bride down the aisle And treasure the day I know so much more than I’m willing to say [Chorus] She just wants a slave To break his back in pursuit of a living wage So that she can laze and graze For the rest of her days Write down every word I say [Bridge] [Verse 3] Kick the bride down the aisle In a mudslide of gloom She’ll order you to tidy your room [Verse 4] Kick the bride down the aisle Look at that cow in the field It knows more than your bride knows now [Chorus] She just wants a slave To break his back in pursuit of a living wage So that she can laze and graze For the rest of her days Write down every word I say [Bridge] [Verse 5] You’re that stretch of the beach That the tide doesn’t reach No Meaning no reason The lonely season [Outro] [Outro] Kick The Bride Down The Aisle And Treasure The Day