Alsatian Cousin by Morrissey from the album - Viva Hate      (x2) Were you and he Lovers ? And would you say so if you were ?             On a forecourt On a Friday Passing my way Oh...          (x2) Were you and he Lovers ? And if you were then say that you were!              On a groundsheet Under canvas With your tent-flap open wide        (x2) A note upon his desk     "P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"                     Leather elbows on a tweed coat           -Oh!- Is THAT the best you can do ?            So came his reply :    "But on the desk is where I want you!"          So I ask (even though I know oh):   Were you and he lovers?      (x2) -- Lots of buzzing effect on the album version and lots of arpeggio on the live rockabilly version. Check out the live version as a b-side to We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful. Enjoy. Go Team Morrissey! -Keith H.