th fret Note: Every chord hammer to chord (watch the video). Occasionally hammer to (watch the video). Occasionally hammer to (watch the video). Intro: x2 Verse: I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray Break: Verse: I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On weekly daytrips to the bay Oooo oooooh, you and me It would be only you and me Oooo oooooh, you and me It would be only you and me Break: Verse: I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay Verse: I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you And sing for you if it would be okay Oooo oooooh, you and me It would be only you and me Oooo oooooh, you and me It would be only you and me Break: <u>F</u> <u>Am</u> <u>G</u> <u>G</u> Bridge: People say There are plenty of fish In the sea Baby, all I do is wish I wish, I wish I Verse: I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed That I could plug you into a socket So you could never run away Verse: I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day Oooo oooooh, you and me It would be only you and me Oooo oooooh, you and me It would be only you and me Ending: You and Me You and Me <u>F</u> <u>Am</u> <u>G</u> <u>C</u>