I’m gonna move to Canada Yeah I’ve made up my mind Leave everything behind I’ll catch a plane and fly away from this rain I’m gonna move to Canada I’m gonna meet Neil Young I just know we’ll get along Show up at his house Convince him and his spouse I’ll pick up my guitar and play A couple of my songs A couple of my songs A couple of my songs That I’ll sing at the top of my lungs     I’m gonna move to Canada Yeah I’ve made up my mind Leave everything behind I’ll catch a plane and fly away from this rain Mister Young will be impressed And offer me a record deal And tell me to call him Neil We’ll have a ball until Canada’s too small Then I’ll pack up my guitar and I Will move to the US I’ll move to the US I’ll move to the US To be sensational succes       I’m gonna move to Canada Yeah I’ve made up my mind Leave everything behind I’ll catch a plane and fly away from this rain After Canada the USA’s a piece of cake All the sales records I’ll break "The Best Thing Since The Beatles" Is what magazines will write With my guitar and band I will conquer every town I’ll conquer every town I’ll conquer every town Me the singing rock’n roll clown                 I still wanna move to Canada But for now I’ll just stay here I think it’s best for my career When I get home from the office Where I’ve worked all my life I pick up my guitar and play A couple of my old songs A couple of my old songs A couple of my old songs And I think: "Damn" "Neil Young would have loved these songs"    ""He would have loved these songs"