[Intro]   In a tiny spaceship     With four legs a pillow and some sheets that’s where my idols always meet   I’d like to be there now                  [Verse 1] I’m trying and trying every night to see a UFO     But in case I don’t just in case I won’t I’ve got my fantasy to lean on          [Chorus 1] Vulcan eyebrows vulcan ears That’s what I dream of No more sorrow no more tears Can’t you get me beamed up? Vulcan logic vulcan needs Quite bizarre but still a dream As I’m waiting for that beam                  [Verse 2] Bullshit bullshit is all we talk on this planet we call earth Since I’m tired of that I’ll take a further step I think I’ll find my way in space       [Chorus 2] Vulcan eyebrows vulcan ears That’s what I dream of No more sorrow no more tears Can’t you get me beamed up? Vulcan logic vulcan needs Quite bizarre but still a dream As I’m waiting for that beam