Intro Verse 1: She’s sparkling like a fresh glass of Perrier She’s happy like my birthday My birthday oui tout à fait She’s like a dream Salted caramel ice cream Verse 2: She’s bubbling like the water in my kettle She’s the sting in a nettle The drummer in my metal band She’s like a dream Salted caramel ice cream Bridge: N.C Oh God she’s coming N.C Don’t look up N.C I’ve got to do this I’ve got to do it right I’ve got to do it right verse 3 She’s glistening Like a fresh minted quarter She’s the squash in my water She’s so posh mate I called her ma’am She’s like a dream Salted caramel ice cream Solo e|------------|------------| B|------------|------------| G|------------|------------| D|------------9-|------------9-| A|---------6---6---9---9---|---------6---6-6-9---9---| E|-7-7-7-7------------|-7-7-7-7------------| e|------------|------------| B|------------|------------| G|------------|---6--8--6-8-6-8-6-------| D|-9--9--6-9-6-9---9-6-9-6-|-9------------9-----| A|------------|------------| E|------------|------------| e|------------|------------| B|------------7--7--|7------------| G|-9---7-9-7-9---9-7-------|--9-7------------| D|------------|------9---7------------| A|------------|------------9---7------| E|------------|------------10-7| Bridge: N.C. Oh God she’s coming N.C. Don’t look up N.C. I’ve got to do this I’ve got to do it right I’ve got to do it right right I’ve got to do it right right I’ve got to do it right Outro e|------------|------------| B|------------|------------| G|------------|------------| D|------------9-|------------9-| A|---------6---6---9---9---|---------6---6-6-9---9---| E|-7-7-7-7------------|-7-7-7-7------------| e|------------|------------| B|------------|------------| G|------------|---6--8--6-8-6-8-6-------| D|-9--9--6-9-6-9---9-6-9-6-|-9------------9-----| A|------------|------------| E|------------|------------| e|------------|------------| B|------------7--7--|7------------| G|-9---7-9-7-9---9-7-------|--9-7------------| D|------------|------9---7------------| A|------------|------------9---7------| E|------------|------------10-7|