Big Butter & Egg Man. Merle Haggard. Album: Kern River. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAQHl36fXvk / She wants a big butter and egg man From way out in the west   Well she’s getting tired of dancing all night Just wants somebody to hold her tight. She said that fancy clothes have never be mine Just wait some day that sun is gonna shine She wants a butter and egg man From California U.S.A. alright. Well I’ll be your big butter and egg man From California U.S.A. On my guitar I’ll play some hot licks Hey that’s the technique I use on all the chicks Well my butter’s number one my eggs are grade A I can make delivery up to fifteen times a day I’ll be your butter and egg man From California U.S.A.