I really like the makeup sex   It's the only kind I ever get   And when I'm gazing longingly in your eyes   It's not for you but the self I left behind Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it felt so wrong?  Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it feels so right?        I'm sharpening the chip on my shoulder   As I get angrier I get older    There are fewer and fewer people to complain to   So I built a ship of shit and direct it at you Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it felt so wrong?  Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it feels so right?        I'll show you mine If you show me the time of day In your cradlers' glove  We'll drink some wine With the passing of time We will surely make love  Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it felt so wrong?  Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it feels so right?        I love you baby I don't know why   It's the chemicals I see in your eyes   And when you touch me I feel kind of numb   I need you like a baby needs to suck his thumb Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it felt so wrong?  Can you believe it  Can you believe it  Can you believe it feels so right?                     I love you baby I don't know why