[Intro]       Eskiboy   Mark Ronson Put this one in your record box! [Verse 1] I take too long to answer telephones I take too long to type my name and record messages But my hand writing is excellent In fact it’s second to none none I just got in from somewhere really good They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role With all the merchandise and sunglasses I could ever need need I drive ’round cities in a chariot I get preferential treatment at the Marriott But if the truth be told I’m naked under all these clothes [Chorus] I’ll tell you what it is on my mind woah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaah And I’ll do anything it takes just to get there      [Verse 2] My brain is buzzing and the room is strange Like that scene in Trading Places at the stock exchange I made a million overnight in ’87 Now I’m living in my parking space parking space My teeth are bright and my hair is clean I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen But in the rain we all look wet And in the snow we all look cold [Chorus] I’ll tell you what it is on my mind woah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaah And I’ll do anything it takes just to get there [Break]       Yo   Eskiboy A-listed (A-listed) [Verse 3] Disgusted by all the flashness I think I’m a don they think I’m an actor but I catch this (Catch)    My two needs are a pillow and a mattress Once I can fill up the space with a famous actress Give me a mil’ I’ll do a DJ set I pull spikey with the green like a cactus Showoff ego’s high you can’t match this Chauvinistic pig Money Man tactics [Verse 4] I’m not as clever as I thought I was It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot And all I want to know is How I got so far down down I’m not as lucky as I thought I was My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road Who would have thought a truck like that Could cause so much? [Chorus]   I’ll tell you what it is on my mind woah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaah And I’ll do anything it takes just to get there