/u>u> /u>>Dm/u>   I’d be really pleased to meet you if only I could remember your name       But I’ve got problems with my memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game   I’m a citizen of Legoland travellin’ incommunicado       And I don’t give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados       But I don’t want to be the back page interview I don’t want launderette anonymity I want my handprints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard a dummy in Tussaud’s you’ll see Incommunicado     incommunicado    Incommunicado     incommunicado      I’m a Marquee veteran a multimedia bona fide celebrity       I’ve got an allergy to Perrier daylight and responsibility       I’m a rootin’-tootin’ cowboy a Peter Pan with street credibility       Always taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternity     Sometimes it seems like I’ve been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity call it déjà vu I just put my faith in destiny it’s the way that I choose But I don’t want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine Or currently residing in the "Where Are They Now?" file a toupee on the cabaret scene I want to do adverts for American Express cards talk shows on prime time TV A villa in France my own cocktail bar and that’s where you’re gonna find me Incommunicado     incommunicado     Incommunicado     incommunicado                                                                                                                        Sometimes it seems like I’ve been here before When I hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity call it déjà vu I just put my faith in destiny it’s the way that I choose Incommunicado      incommunicado  incommunicado      incommunicado it’s the only way Incommunicado incommunicado incommunicado incommunicado Incommunicado incommunicado incommunicado incommunicado Incommunicado incommunicado incommunicado incommunicado