[Verse 1] Two feet they come a creepin’              Like a black cat do                        And two bodies are layin’ naked            A creeper think he got nothin’ to lose     [Bridge] So he creeps into this house yeah And unlocks the door              And as a man’s reaching for his trousers Shoots him full of thirty-eight holes [Chorus] Mr. Saturday night special        Got a barrel that’s blue and cold Ain’t good for nothin’            But put a man six feet in a hole [Verse 2] Big Jim’s been drinkin’ whiskey            And playin’ poker on a losin’ night        And pretty soon ol’ Jim starts a thinkin’ Somebody been cheatin’ and lyin’           [Bridge] So Big Jim commence to fightin’   I wouldn’t tell you no lie        Big Jim done pulled his pistol    Shot his friend right between the eyes [Chorus] Mr. Saturday night special        Got a barrel that’s blue and cold Ain’t good for nothin’            But put a man six feet in a hole Oh it’s the Saturday night special for twenty dollars you can buy yourself one too [Verse 3] Hand guns are made for killin’             They ain’t no good for nothin’ else        And if you like to drink your whiskey      You might even shoot yourself              [Bridge] So why don’t we dump ’em people   To the bottom of the sea          Before some ol’ fool come around here Wanna shoot either you or me      [Chorus] Mr. Saturday night special        You got a barrel that’s blue and cold You ain’t good for nothin’        But put a man six feet in a hole Mr. the Saturday night special    And I’d like to tell you what you could do with it