INTRO: VERSE There’s a fifty-fifty chance That the room ain’t ready Odds are the cooler’s too heavy To tote down to the beach all by myself     I’d be willing to bet By the end of the week I’ll pass out in room 319 And to round up all my clothes I might need a little help      But it’s a shore thing The sun will be shinning On my cold drink And I’ll be lying On a miller light towel Havin’ happy hour All day long in the sand We may never sleep We may never leave Raise too much hell Never make bail But in the morning it’ll be alright Cause it’s a shore thing We’re getting tore down tonight     VERSE      I think it’s safe to say I’ll make a few new friends Take us out at a bar Throw a beer on the band Toss down head into a parking lot road    And I wouldn’t be surprised If my ex shows up Huggin’ all over some dude in his truck I guess down here That’s the way things go But I’ll be fine Cause all I know It’s a shore thing The sun will be shinning On my cold drink And I’ll be lying On a miller light towel Havin’ happy hour All day long in the sand We may never sleep We may never leave Raise too much hell Never make bail But in the morning it’ll be alright Cause it’s a shore thing We’re getting tore down tonight