Ludo Saturday Night Thunderbolt Ludo Another stupid Saturday the conversation starts to slur And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt There’s a party-thumpin’-booty-humpin’ music wagon in my head My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-red When what to my wandering eyes should appear I feel like Elliot when ET drank the beer Knock me down her hair is brown her eyes are big and blue thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to puppy at petting zoo I’m in love with the girl in the other room ten feet away but I hit the moon With glitter in the air it’s so easy to see That she’s gotta marry someone and it might be me Woah Woah (end on A lead into next verse) The world’s on pause all Newton’s laws suspended on account of her She’s like legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my shirt What should I do what should I say OK I can’t say that but oh my god I’ve been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot When what to my wandering eyes should appear Is she really coming toward me for a beer? Knock me down her hair is brown her eyes are big and blue thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to puppy at petting zoo I’m in love with the girl in the other room ten feet away but I hit the moon With glitter in the air it’s so easy to see That she’s gotta marry someone and it might be me That’s basically it! You can figure the rest of the song from there.