I’ve got a woman as big as a house yes sir (7) She’s as big as two family house with porch and fence You won’t believe what you see when you look at her She’s enormous colossal tremendous gigantic immense Why try to deny it She’s just what I like If she goes on a diet I’ll go on strike The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love She’s exactly like a watermelon Big and round and sweet In a party dress She may be quite a mess But I love her a lot So what if she’s not so neat The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love If she ever eats me out of money And we need the rent That’ll be a cinch ’Cause when we’re in a pinch I can put her to work under a circus tent The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love She’s exactly like a watermelon Big and round and sweet In a party dress She may be quite a mess But I love her a lot So what if she’s not so neat The bigger the figure The better I like her The better I like her The better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love The bigger the figure the better I like her The better I like her the better I feed her The better I feed her the bigger the figure The bigger the figure the more I can love