[Verse 1] Don’t know who I insulted Maybe it was you The drink I had resulted in a tirade or two I went down to get in trouble I accomplished that Drank some drinks flew off the handle Right off of the bat [Chorus] Drinks before dinner wine with dinner After dinner drinks Single entendre help me Ronda Look for my cufflinks Come with me & you will see That it all will be alright Rudolph the red nosed wino is gonna guide my slay tonight [Verse 2] Some times when I drink too much The next day I can’t think Sometimes when I drink too much The next day I can’t drink Sometimes when I drink too much I feel like throwing up And sometimes when I drink too much I cannot get it up [Chorus] Drinks before dinner wine with dinner After dinner drinks Single entendre help me Ronda Look for my cufflinks Come with me & you will see That it all will be alright Rudolph the red nosed wino is gonna guide my slay tonight [Verse 3] Keep your hemp & your mushrooms Your smack & nebutal Me I’m into fruit & grains Give me alcohol Call thirsty call me oral Call me what you like But when I’m sober call me loudon Do not call me Mike [Chorus] Drinks before dinner wine with dinner After dinner drinks Single entendre help me Ronda Look for my cufflinks Come with me & you will see That it all will be alright Rudolph the red nosed wino is gonna guide my slay tonight [Verse 4] They say the drink will shrivel my liver And also wreck my looks But my hero is Dino Martin And I like Foster Brooks I Know a little cozy spot Where you and I can go Let’s us spend a lost weekend under the volcano [Chorus] Drinks before dinner wine with dinner After dinner drinks Single entendre help me Ronda Look for my cufflinks Come with me & you will see That it all will be alright Rudolph the red nosed wino is gonna guide my slay tonight ************************************ | x Dead note | g Grace note | (n) Ghost note | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | r Release | > Accented note | t Tapping | b Bend | br Bend release | pb Pre-bend | pbr Pre-bend release | / Slide up | \ Slide down | ~ Vibrato | s Slap | P Pop | PM Palm mute | TR Trill | N Tremolo ************************************