INTRO: VERSE ONE Well I hope that the friend that you’ve thrown yourself on Gets drunk and loses her job And every road that you travel on Is dusty rocky and hard   I couldn’t make you love me You only made me blue So all in all if the curtain should fall Then I hope that it falls on you And I will have sweet Sweet sweet mental revenge I will have sweet Sweet sweet mental revenge INTERLUDE: VERSE TWO Well I hope that the train from Caribou Maine Runs over your new love affair You’ll walk the floor from dawn to dawn And you’ll tear out your peroxide hair I never was your woman Cause you were never true So all in all if the curtain should fall Then I hope that it falls on you And I will have sweet Sweet sweet mental revenge I will have sweet Sweet sweet mental revenge I will have sweet Sweet sweet mental revenge I will have sweet Sweet sweet mental revenge OUTRO