Intro: They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight They chew the fat about their tresses and the neighbor’s fight Inconsequential things that men don’t really care to know Become essential things that women find so ap pro pos But that’s a dame they’re all the same it’s just a game they call it Girl talk girl talk They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends The who the how the why they dish the dirt it never ends. The weaker sex the "speaker" sex we mortal males behold But though we joke we wouldn’t trade you for a ton of gold So baby stay and gab away but hear me say that after Girl talk talk to me Interlude: But that’s a dame they’re all the same it’s just a game they call it Girl talk girl talk Interlude: So baby stay and gab away but hear me say That after girl talk talk to me