[Intro] [Verse]   Do you think everything Everyone is going mental? It seems to me that it’s spiraling Outta control and it’s inevitable Now don’t you think this time is yours This time is mine? It’s temperamental It seems to me we’re on all fours Crawling on our knees someone help us please [Pre-Chorus] Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No not slightly I wanna get a flat I know I can’t afford it It’s just the bureaucrats that won’t give me a mortgage Well it’s very funny cos I got your f*in’ money And I’m never gonna get it just because of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustn’t grumble I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles [Chorus] Oh yes I’m fine Everything’s just wonderful I’m having the time of my life [Verse]   Don’t you want something else? Something new than what we’ve got here And don’t you feel it’s all the same? Some sick game and it’s not insincere I wish I could change the ways Of the world make it a nice place Until that day I guess we stay Doing what we do screwing who we screw [Pre-Chorus] Why can’t I sleep at night? Don’t say it’s gonna be alright I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese And not feel bad about it for days and days and days In the magazines they talk about weight loss If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss Oh no it’s not the life that I chose But I guess that’s just the way that things go [Chorus] Oh yes I’m fine Everything’s just wonderful I’m having the time of my life Oh yes I’m fine Everything’s just wonderful I’m having the time of my life [Post-Chorus] Ba ba Ba ba   Ba ba ba ba Ba ba Ba ba      Ba ba ba ba [Pre-Chorus] Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No not slightly I wanna get a flat I know I can’t afford it It’s just the bureaucrats that won’t give me a mortgage Well it’s very funny cos I got your f*in’ money And I’m never gonna get it just because of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustn’t grumble I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles [Outro] FADE OUT Oh well I guess it’s just the way that things go     I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles    Oh well I guess it’s just the way that things go     I suppose that’s just the way the cookie crumbles