Intro: It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love verse 1: You make me wanna be like one of those girls From the 1950s wearing those big pearls I cook you breakfast coffee on your desk yes I’ma burn your toast but baby I’m still the bestest It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love verse 2: You make me wanna be like one of those girls On the color TV it was a new world The Dick van Dyke show we’re Cher and Bono The way I sing "I Got You Babe" makes you say "Oh no." Pre-Chorus 1: Cause you are the class president without Jackie O And I’m singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It’s the real thing when you told me you loved me Promise I’ll never see Arthur or Bobby baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Everyone knows I’m like Jessica Rabbit I’m your leading lady I gotta have it baby It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love verse 3: You make me wanna be like one of those girls Calendar pin-up queen in platinum curls I’ll do my summer pose golden sand between my toes You can pack my favorite snack a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos Pre-Chorus 2: You’re everybody’s hero and you’re hitting it home While I’m singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It’s the real thing when you told me you loved me Promise I’ll never see Arthur or Bobby baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Everyone knows I’m like Jessica Rabbit I’m your leading lady I gotta have it baby Interlude:       Baby      Baby          And if I call you on the telephone I might overdose                                  N.C Cause I’m strong but I’m lonely like Marilyn Monroe This is not a school girl crush This is not puppy love It’s the real thing when you told me you loved me What ever happened to hold me and trust me baby   Chorus: Chorus: (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It’s the real thing when you told me you loved me Promise I’ll never see Arthur or Bobby baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Everyone knows I’m like Jessica Rabbit I’m your leading lady I gotta have it baby Outro: It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love It’s not puppy love puppy-puppy-puppy love