TEN WITH A TWO Kenny Chensey 2008 BNA Nashville 4:34 PM 10/16/2008 Intro: () () (A) Last night downtown I was drinking the booze Like it was going out of style My whole head got light I lost my eyesight I ain’t been that drunk in awhile (D) Along about 1 I spotted a queen And I started to make my move Aw (A) she was believing every line I was laying Lord I was just too cool Well I (E) thought I died and gone to heaven But Lord did I look like a fool Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 But at 10 I woke up with a (A) 2   Last (D) night I came in at 2 with a 10   But at 10 I woke up with a 2   I’ve got (A) 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking   But lord when I get on that booze   I ain’t (E) never gone to bed with an ugly woman   But I sure woke up with a few   Last night I came in at 2 with a 10   But at 10 I woke up with a (A) 2 Well I made up my mind I was never gonna find Myself in that condition again But here I sit on the same barstool And just look at the shape I’m in I done spotted me another queen Sitting at a table alone So I strolled on over and sat myself down And asked if I can take her home When she said yes I thought I’d been blessed But boy did I look like a fool Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 But at 10 I woke up with a 2 Repeat Chorus Now (E) you may laugh But if you’ve got the cash I’ll bet you 10 to 1 you have (A) too