x2 If there was an idiot school I would be the top of the class I know I acted the fool I know I failed on my Ask me why I left you high and dry Only to wind up lonely How could I be so cruel? I must’ve been to idiot school If there was a stupid degree I’d be a qualified klutz You gave all your loving to me I gave you a kick in the Not so long ago you loved me so And I was your one and only I threw away a jewel I must’ve been to idiot school We knew when I went away That one day you?’d forget me I’d come running back today But you won’t let me If there was an idiot school I would be the top of the class I know I acted the fool I know I failed on my Ask me why I left you high and dry Only to wind up lonely How could I be so cruel? I must’ve been to idiot school | | % | | % | | | % | | % | | | % | | % | | | % | | | If there was a stupid degree I’d be a qualified klutz You gave all your loving to me I gave you a kick in the Not so long ago you loved me so And I was your one and only I threw away a jewel I must’ve been to idiot school