Outside a country store there's a board on the wall That's filled with cards of every size And what the folks are looking for is written there to see Reading it it comes as no surprise That everybody's looking for the same thing The same thing it's plain to see It's an old Chevy a bass player A country house on three acres three bedrooms absolutely free There's someone going to Boston with a guitar and a dog And a lady with a goat to give away There's ten free kittens a square dance on Sunday And Cindy please get in touch with Ray That everybody's looking for the same thing The same thing it's plain to see It's an old Chevy a bass player A country house on three acres three bedrooms absolutely free Know your future it's in the stars fifteen dollars or fix my car You can call mornings or evenings until Nine Do you want to lose weight meditate? Herbal remedies you can take And massages given at your house or mine That everybody's looking for the same thing The same thing it's plain to see It's an old Chevy a bass player A country house on three acres three bedrooms absolutely free So if you're needing something and you don't know where to start Just make yourself a card that says it all Use the words that say it best include a number and address And pin it up with the others on the wall That everybody's looking for the same thing The same thing it's plain to see It's an old Chevy a bass player A country house on three acres three bedrooms absolutely free