Intro             verse 1 I was walking down the street one day And my mind was in a slide When this well-dressed all-dressed hot dog said ?French fries on the side? He was golden brown and about six feet long His bun was toasted fast As he turned away he did remark ?Frankfurts built to last? Well my momma didn?t tell me And my poppa didn?t say This world?s a busy place   And time just wastes away Brother didn?t happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Poppa never played          verse 2 Once I came home with a brand new suit And a charge account to boot There was a Chevrolet sitting on the couch   With a Cadillac ready to toot After drinks and conversation too ?Bout the meaning of inner need Said you?re a man for real Yes it?s a deal Satisfaction?s guaranteed Well my momma didn?t tell me And my poppa didn?t say This world?s a busy place   And time just wastes away Brother didn?t happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Poppa never played Instrumental                                Well my momma didn?t tell me And my poppa didn?t say This world?s a busy place   And time just wastes away Brother didn?t happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Poppa never played          verse 3 I was lying on my desk at ease Cancelling the afternoon When the door swung open to a fruit of the loom Screaming ?Smoke me to the moon? He was a xenophobe with a .38 Besides a ruptured spleen But I kept my cool as he slowly drooled Only Brand X cleans to clean Well my momma didn?t tell me And my poppa didn?t say This world?s a busy place   And time just wastes away Brother didn?t happen And sister never stayed Momma hardly opened And Pappa never played