It Wouldn’t Happen With Me:Johnny Rivers. Album - Johnny Rivers At The Whiskey A Go Go - #13 on BB Hot 200 on IMPERIAL Records in 1964. INTRO: You say you could fall in love with Elvis. You say you like to hear The Beatles sing. Wait a minute wait a minute pretty baby. I wanna tell ya just one little thing. #1. Oh well your love for Elvis Presley it wouldn’t last very very long. You’d get sick and tired of watching him wiggling past your door. It’s true that The Beatles they can talk and walk. you’d get sick and tired of hearing them talk that talk. CHORUS: It wouldn’t happen with me..it wouldn’t happen with me. It wouldn’t happen with me oh no not me oh yeah. #2. Oh you say you would marry Ringo with his hair hanging his face. Oh but honey that will never happen he couldn’t find that wedding place. CHORUS: It wouldn’t happen with me..it wouldn’t happen with me. It wouldn’t happen with me oh no not me oh yeah. BRIDGE: It’s true that you may get an autograph yeah. You may even get one of them to smile your way. But remember when it comes down to marriage. You’ll never never never never see that wedding day. #3. Now the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is just a fan. You’ll never get to squeeze him honey cause he’s a traveling man. CHORUS: It wouldn’t happen with me..it wouldn’t happen with me. It wouldn’t happen with me oh no not me uh-huh. BRIDGE: It’s true that you may get an autograph yeah. You may even get one of them to smile your way. But remember when it comes down to marriage. You’ll never never never never see that wedding day. #4. Now the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is just a fan. You’ll never get to squeeze him honey cause he’s a traveling man. CHORUS: It wouldn’t happen with me..it wouldn’t happen with me. It wouldn’t happen with me oh no not me not me. OUTRO: Whoaaaa-oh not me baby..it wouldn’t happen with me baby. Yeah yeah..awwwww it wouldn’t happen with me baby. Yeah yeah.. Well it wouldn’t happen with me..(Fade.) A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.