WAYNE ROONEY As recorded by Johnny Flynn (From the 2008 Album A LARUM) [Intro] Cadd9 G Em Cadd9 [Verse 1] You’re one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet Primordial soup of a man And I know the trouble you’ve gotten in And leave this trouble half-cottoned down [Chorus] If I know better I don’t know better If I know better I don’t know better [Verse 2] The pigeon’s half-alive The other halfs’ in bed We’ll pray for the pigeon or half at least And pray he’s not half-dead [Chorus] If I know better I don’t know better If I know better I don’t know better [Slide Guitar Solo] Cadd9 Cadd9 Cadd9 Cadd9 G [Verse 3] The bartender looks like George Best Plenty of them do Look at the way that George went astray And has since been misconstrued [Chorus] If I know better I don’t know better If I know better I don’t know better [Verse 4] Got caught in a sacrilegious embrace We’re entrepreneurs in the field Till’ we rolled on the bones and we made them our own And the road to contention was sealed [Chorus] If I know better I don’t know better If I know better I don’t know better [Outro] Cadd9 G Cadd9 G