Verse Well I used think the color of love would be a rosy red or a pretty pink And I thought it would be a thirsty man crawlin’ home to get a big old drink And I thought love was spelled like a bell that you ring Stead of wham bam Hit your man with a pan   Hit him on the head and listen to the birdies sing Oh you heart breakin’ love makin’ cut me-a-piece-of-bacon man of mine And you money shiftin’ flour siftin’ nose liftin’ rose of woman kind Just keep on doin’ what you’re doin’ what You’re doin’ suits me just fine And love I tell You somethin’ else you blow my mind Verse Well I used to think the color of love would be a Soft green like a pea in a   Pod         And I thought love Would strike like a light flashin’ down a big old lightning rod   And I thor run dry Instead of choke choke I’m so broke and dry I can’t afford a little bitty tear   to cry Oh you money turnin’ egg churnin’ butter burnin’ baby of mine   You half crazy lean and lazy pretty as a wilted daisy man of mine Just keep on doin’ what you’re doin’ what You’re doin’ suits me just fine And love I tell You somethin’ else you blow my mind     Day and night all right love me till I’m old and going wild And love I tell You somethin’ else you blow my mind