If I drove a truck And I were a waitress And I ordered coffee And I poured you some Then you'd stop by on your way sometimes later And if we arm-wrestled I'd say that you won Ai-eeee my baby ride easy ride high in the saddle all day   If your loving is good And your cooking ain't greasy we'll chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away If I were a winsome pale senorita And I a bull-fighter way down in the sand While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doable Would you throw me a flower Would you take my hand? Ai-eeee my baby ride easy ride high in the saddle all day   If your loving is good And your cooking ain't greasy we'll chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away If I ran the country I'd be your first lady and fix up the white house while you were away Waiting while you're passing time with world leaders Left alone together Alone we might lay Ai-eeee my baby ride easy ride high in the saddle all day   If your loving is good And your cooking ain't greasy we'll chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away If your loving is good And your cooking ain't greasy we'll chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away we'll chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away Hey! (fade out...)