A WEDNESDAY CAR The assembly line is running slow on Monday They’ve been living it up and laying up Saturday and Sunday On Tuesday they’re about to come around But they still feel bad and they’re kinda down And mad cause they’ve got four more days before the weekend rolls around On Wednesday they’re feeling fine again And they’re working like a dog and digging in Trying to do everything they should putting the cars together good And I got me a car that was made on Wednesday on Wednesday [Spoken] If you’re going to buy yourself a new car You just better hope you’re lucky enough to get one made on Wednesday [Solo] On Thursday the weekend is in sight And they’re in a hurry and they don’t do anything right Friday is the worst day of the week That’s the day they make lemon dogs and freaks If your car was made on Friday friend you’ll soon be in the creek Cause it’s payday and the loafing has begun Lord the Friday cars just hope you don’t get one Monday Tuesday Thursday and Friday Are all bad days and the only try day is Wednesday My car was made on Wednesday on Wednesday [Spoken] If your car wasn’t made on Wednesday I’d advise you not to even leave home any