Just got home from Illinois lock the front door oh boy Got to set down take a rest on the porch Fascination sets in pretty soon I’m singing Doot doot doot looking out my back door Giant doing cartwheels a statue wearing high heels Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn Dinosaur victrola listening to Buck Owens   Doot doot doot looking out my back door Memories and elephants are playing in the band Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon doot doo doo Wondrous apparition provided by magician Doot doot doot looking out my back door Memories and elephants are playing in the band Won’t you take a ride on the flying spoon doot doo doo Bother me tomorrow today I’ll find no sorrow Doot doot doot looking out my back door All the trouble is Illinois lock the front door oh boy Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn   Bother me tomorrow today I’ll find no sorrow Doot doot doot looking out my back door