[Intro]         What you talkin’ about? [Verse 1] I read it in the paper today Two cats howlin’ ’til the break of day Up on the back fence they’re makin’ a play One stepped across the line the other blew him away [Verse 2] Up in the morning down the road ’n I’m gone Been with my sweetie we was up all night long My head is throbbin’ man I gotta find a song The radio depress me tell me what’s goin’ on [Chorus] Headlines screamin’ everywhere I go Headlines like I really want to know Headlines gotta million ways to say Another crazy day headlines [Verse 3] I saw it on the 6:30 news Some freakin’ deacon wearin’ military shoes He’s mad at me buddy he’s mad at you He’s gonna drop the Big One and there’s nothin’ I can do [Chorus] Headlines screamin’ everywhere I go Headlines like I really want to know Headlines gotta million ways to say Another crazy day headlines oh [Instrumental]                         [Verse 4] Up on the mountain man I’m feelin’ alright Been to the temple and I’m sleepin’ at night Here come a stranger need a paper to light Man he’s bustin’ with the news about the fightin’ tonight [Chorus] Headlines screamin’ everywhere I go Headlines do I really want to know Headlines gotta million ways to say Another crazy day headlines [Chorus] Headlines screamin’ everywhere I go Headlines like I really want to know Headlines gotta million ways to say Another crazy day headlines oh [Outro]