Intro:   Wake up major and stitch on your hat        You fell out of bed and then you landed in the cache So what’s in your diary today? Call on your main man what can he do for you?         Hang out with stupid so you can tell him what to do Major this is your day Living alone in a jar never gets you very far He can read your mind make you feel alright   Sgt. Major knows what you want He knows who you are one day you’ll be a star Sgt Major knows what you want Take out your paper and throw it all away          Everything is useless ain’t got a lot to say Major this is your way The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth          He starts to explain it but nothing’s coming out Major what can you say? I hope that you like who you are Cause livin’ alone in a jar never gets you very far He can read your mind make you feel alright   Sgt. Major knows what you want He knows who you are one day you’ll be a star Sgt Major knows what you want I know that you think that you made it I know what I meant to say While you looked in the mirror   I was getting away For you there is there is nothing to say He can read your mind make you feel alright   Sgt. Major knows what you want He knows who you are one day you’ll be a star Sgt Major knows what you want                         Whoo whooo                           Whoo whooo                           Whoo whooo                          (hold)